Buy me a ticket to Africa before deportation!

Eskindir Yadeta Start Date: Dec 12, 2024 - End Date: Dec 31, 2024
  • Ethiopia

My Travel Story

by: Eskindir Yadeta Start Date: Dec 12, 2024 - End Date: Dec 31, 2024

Before Trump Deports Me, I’m Leaving with Dignity!”
 Alright, folks, the clock is ticking, and I’m on a mission: to leave on my own terms, before someone in a suit sends me packing with no say in the matter! I need your help to buy a ticket back to Africa—because let’s be real, I’d rather not be escorted out like I’m the next contestant on “The Deportation Game.”
Now, I’m not asking for a first-class ticket to a five-star resort, but I’d love a smooth flight that doesn’t end with me doing the walk of shame in a crowded airport. Your donation will help cover the essentials: a one-way ticket home, some food money so I don’t end up living off peanuts, and, most importantly, the dignity of leaving on my own terms.
Picture this: me, strolling to the airport like a boss, saying “goodbye” with style, all while knowing you helped make it happen. No last-minute scrambling, no tearful goodbyes—just me, heading home, knowing I can start fresh and, hopefully, avoid becoming an international news story.
So, before the man decides my time here is up, help me make sure I’m leaving with my head held high and my belly full of decent meals (not airport food). Donate today, and let’s make this happen before the paperwork gets real. Trust me, you’ll feel good knowing you helped me avoid becoming the next viral deportation meme.
Thanks for the support, and remember: I’m not leaving because I want to—I’m leaving because I have to… but I’ll leave like a legend, with dignity, thanks to you!




  • Ethiopia